Lex Scarlet

​“Rules and responsibilities: these are the ties that bind us. We do what we do, because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves. I will do what I have to do. And I will do what I must."

-Neil Gaiman

The Rules


  • My safety supersedes all else. Follow the rules or go elsewhere.
  • I have the right to refuse your custom without explanation.
  • I do not discriminate on the basis of age, gender, race, sex, size, or creed.
  • I do discriminate on the basis of character & how you treat me.
  • Screening will happen. In either one or two parts, depending on your preferred Indulgence.
  • First contact may be made in a variety of ways, see my Contact Page for your options.
  • My rates are to secure my time only & are non-negotiable.
  • I require a minimum time commitment of one hour. 
  • Compensation for my time will be handled at onset of our encounter.
  • I do accept some less traditional forms of compensation as well as the gold standard. Inquire on screening.
  • The only physical standard by which I judge is hygiene. I expect you to be freshly bathed & brushed.
  • My fully stocked washroom, is available to you for use before, during or after an encounter.
  • Be respectful of our encounter time length & make sure to book a length appropriate to your desires.
  • Extensions of an encounter are possible, assuming the compensation & my time are available.